Signature Painkiller

A mix of light and dark Puerto Rican rums, creme de coco, pineapple, a splash of orange juice and topped with nutmeg


Island Painkiller

Flavorful spiced rum, dark rum, pineapple and orange juice topped with nutmeg


Lazy Lime Killer
A zesty version of the painkiller topped with nutmeg


Jacks Rum Punch

Local dark and light rums with our secret juice mix


Pina Colada OR Lime Colada

Made with golden Puerto Rican Rum, coconut and pineapple OR a Pina Colada with zesty lime


Strawberry Daiquiri

Strawberry mix with Puerto Rican golden rum


Lazy Margarita

An island classic on the rocks


An Island Bar

Lazy Jacks bar has a huge selection of liquors, juices and mixers not to mention both canned and bottled beer so whether you’re looking for an island cocktail or a taste of home we’ve probably got it. 

With Attitude

We made Lazys into the kind of bar we wanted to hang out in. We like strong drinks, cool bartenders, football on Sundays, maybe some soccer, maybe some basketball! Laid back patrons, a pub style food menu, good music and awesome views. We like floors we're not afriad to spill a cocktail on, beer we can aford to drink and last call to be past our normal bedtime. Turns out that other people like these things too! Sit at the bar and you’ll meet beach bums, politicians, travelers, housewives, sailors, musicians in town for a gig, your bio bay tour guide and a mix of locals, tourists and expats. You want to see Vieques? This is the place to start.


Selections change by season and popular demand so stop by to see what we've got on hand today!

Abita Purple Haze

Blue Moon

Brooklyn IPA



Coors Light

Coors Banquet


Circus Boy

Dos Equis




Hells Lager


Magic Hat #9


Michelobe Ultra

Modelo Especial

Negro Modelo


Purple Haze

Rebel IPA

Redd's Apple Ale

Sam Adams Boston Lager


Shiner Bock

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

Sierra Nevada Torpedo

Smirnoff Ice

Stella Artois


Victory Helles Lager

What kind of a bar would we be if we didn't have some awesome bartenders? Think "Cheers meets Giligans Island". Whether you're a local or a tourist the bartenders are friendly, knowledgable and really love what they do. Find out more about the staff that make Lazy Jacks unique!

Our Awesome Staff

Feeling Adventurous?

Ask your bartender about their specialty drink!